Candy Colored Clowns....

So apparently, researchers at Durham University have found that instant coffee can cause hallucinations: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7827761.stm

According to the study:
People who drank more than seven cups of instant coffee a day were three times more likely to hallucinate than those who took just one

And to think that I could have avoided wandering around cow pastures looking for magic mushrooms as a youth, by just drinking tons of Folgers.